View Full Version : Lmao, Your going to be the Female Elf?
Newell
11-28-2008, 03:50 PM
Protruding from the Sex in AO topic. I know people who play the FEMALE elf for almost every single opportunity they get.
Some how the pointy eared, big breasted, thong wearing, blond haired female elf wins every odd fellows heart out there. The camera views have to be top notch for the game companies to secure their vote in holding down their members.
So do you choose the steaming hot lushes female elf. Or the roid raging, super buffed, muscular, big man with the tiny testicles. Because, ya know, its your second life upon many second lives to choose.
Who do you want to be looking at when your lacking sleep?
To keep this on topic with AO, I know we lack a Female Elf (You could choose Archer or Gunner as your replacement)
And no matter which way you look at it, the high level the eq, the more powerful and protecting it is, yet they always seem to shrink!
Jimsta
11-28-2008, 03:57 PM
Protruding from the Sex in AO topic. I know people who play the FEMALE elf for almost every single opportunity they get.
Some how the pointy eared, big breasted, thong wearing, blond haired female elf wins every odd fellows heart out there. The camera views have to be top notch for the game companies to secure their vote in holding down their members.
So do you choose the steaming hot lushes female elf. Or the roid raging, super buffed, muscular, big man with the tiny testicles. Because, ya know, its your second life upon many second lives to choose.
Who do you want to be looking at when your lacking sleep?
To keep this on topic with AO, I know we lack a Female Elf (You could choose Archer or Gunner as your replacement)
And no matter which way you look at it, the high level the eq, the more powerful and protecting it is, yet they always seem to shrink!
lol, interesting post...
I'd prolly have to go with the elf just because people give you free stuff for being a female character online. :p
meloku2
11-28-2008, 05:05 PM
what's the point of this thread? i cant believe i voted.
SparkGun
11-28-2008, 05:09 PM
what's the point of this thread? i cant believe i voted.
Same here, it feels awkward when you choose think about it
bakedpotato
11-28-2008, 06:28 PM
lol, interesting post...
I'd prolly have to go with the elf just because people give you free stuff for being a female character online. :p
Aint that the truth? :D Just go "hihi" once in a while and your note icon will be flashing non-stop.
Marisa the Rainmaker
11-28-2008, 06:36 PM
Roid raging man is big down there. You dare insult roid raging man? You be crushes!
Seriously, though, we all know about the distraction bonus that always works in MMOs (though I do wish there were other, less revealing choices out there), and we all know MMORPGs stay true to their names. Thus, I declare that anyone that votes the bottom choice is either lying through their teeth or is still hiding in the closet =x.
Krullthor
11-28-2008, 08:04 PM
I always pick the male character, i prefer how they look in armor and i dont have the slighest patience of playing "innocent" to try and score some money or items from anyone, and i treat every gamer as if they were an it anyway, couldnt care less if they are hes or shes.
Picking the latest statement maybe im hiding in my closet or something shrug :lalala:
On the other hand, the male elves tend to look decidedly gay. In the crazy case that you actually want something specific to that class/race, well...
nem4z17esis
11-28-2008, 10:16 PM
I really dun get this...
but whatever, I'll like a sexy elf.
i wonder anyone will vote for that tiny man lol...
that sounds so weak....
elf owns all anyway lol
leawen
11-28-2008, 11:01 PM
course when I started this game I picked a guy .. but at least I can be taht creepy guy that you just can't tell if he is stareing at ya or past ya hehe
aphrodite
11-29-2008, 08:05 PM
who could resist the temptations of the elf?, well maybe if u didn't added the small balls
RF Online, ima cora aka sex elves, im not kidding, they were srsly referred as that, the other choices were bellato aka midgets that builds robots, and accretia, robots, aka tin cans
and in lineage, i was a dark elf, blade dancer ^_^
LOL i just noticed, prophet looks like a elf too, lmao and i wasn't even tihking abt it when i picked it
look up :P
Kelnari
11-30-2008, 02:18 AM
How did you verify the small testicles? o.O
Newell
11-30-2008, 07:06 AM
Steroids cause shrinkage. Scientific fact :D
Samwise93
11-30-2008, 07:22 AM
Elf. Hookers get more money then riods man. Roids guys get a bunch of money and then lose it in a legal case and then are striped of their hall of fame stuff :p
Wraythe
11-30-2008, 07:42 AM
if i had to choose which behind to look at as I run about. It would be the Fem. it has been for all my MMos. I dont want to stare at a dudes butt all day long
HardcoreGamer
11-30-2008, 08:42 AM
I loled at the poll, hahaha.
Using a female axe main and loving it... At least they walk more gracefully, not duck walking like the male main =/
a dudes butt all day long
That pretty much sums it up. First second of Lineage 2 open beta when I clicked my first move...yeah that female dark elf running pose isn't at all designed anything in mind.
Aside from that though...
Some people actually see their avatar as roleplaying projection of their own self.
Other's play WITH the char. IMO kinda stemmed from how you would play an console RPG in which you are "controlling" the character to progress along that character's story. Or some creepy comparison to a barbie doll.
MiaFLSurf
11-30-2008, 09:48 AM
Ive never tried a female character...i may do that...lol
LtKillroy
11-30-2008, 09:57 AM
That was... disturbing. I am abstaining from either of these things... A lot.
Newell
11-30-2008, 11:59 AM
That was... disturbing. I am abstaining from either of these things... A lot.
You just don't like the truth!
HardcoreGamer
11-30-2008, 12:01 PM
That's not true. Role playing as yourself is maybe for those people who are serious gamers and treat the game seriously. Casual players tend to like to fool around and have fun abit.
Ruggan
12-01-2008, 12:04 AM
Generalizations are never always true though...
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